However you feel about this divisive day, there's an app out there to help you make the most of it. Here's our rundown of the eight best apps to spice up your Valentine's Day.
Tinder
What happened to the good old days when you would ask the sweet girl at the bookshop out for Valentine’s, or kick up a conversation with a stranger on a train in France and realize you’re soulmates?
For most of us those days never existed, and it doesn’t matter now that we have Tinder, which instantly connects you with thousands of people in your area who’ll be looking - perhaps even desperately - for some company on Valentine’s Day.
Best of all, so many people use Tinder that you can try out some cheesy lines from the next entry on this list and know that if they fail, your next potential suitor is just a swipe away.
Love and Romance Quotes
This free app is full of schlocky and nauseatingly sweet quotes and poems that are sure to repel most potential Valentine’s dates. However, if you can tell someone on Tinder “I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am around you” and get a good reaction, then you should make this your companion app for your date with that person.
The app lets you mark your favorite quotes, shake your phone to get a random quote, or even listen to romantic music as you use the app; presumably to enhance the mood as you recite quotes to your Valentine over a candle-lit dinner.
Valentine Scanner
You may think you and your Valentine are a match made in heaven, but you can’t really be sure until you’ve both used this high-tech fingerprint scanner to find out how suitable you really are for each other.You and your Valentine simply put your fingers on the phone screen, and wait to see how the scanner matches you up. Probably not the most reliable gauge of compatibility, but amusing nonetheless.
Grindr
Same as above, but geared towards the gay and bisexual community. While you can find people here looking for dating in the traditional sense, Grindr also has a reputation for hosting a huge number of people just looking to have fun - of the no-nonsense sexual variety.So if you’re gay, bi, or even just ‘curious’ - and more interested in carnal pleasures this Valentine’s Day than teddy bears and roses - you’re sure to get quick results with this hugely popular app.
Bubble Blast Valentine
If you’re more of a gaming type than a dating type, but still want to feel a bit of the Valentine’s spirit, then why not play the Valentine edition of the popular puzzle game, Bubble Blast?The game follows the same rules as the standard Bubble Blast; tap colored bubbles to burst them and cause other bubbles of the same color to explode. The only difference here is that the bubbles have been replaced with hearts.
Valentine’s Day Fun Facts
Did you know that Valentine’s Day was first declared in 498 AD, or that the Duke of Orleans was the first person to send a Valentine’s Day gift in 1415, or indeed that 1 billion Valentine’s cards are sent each year?If you prefer to impress your date with historical trivia about Valentine’s Day rather than cringeworthy quotes and poems, then use this app to do so.
Pornhub
Even if you don’t nab yourself a Valentine’s Day date, so what? You’re never truly alone when you can ogle upon the romantic lives of others using Android’s growing repertoire of porn apps.Pornhub is one of the better apps out there, but check out our list of best porn apps for Android where you’re sure to find something for your Valentine’s viewing pleasure.
iKamasutra Lite Sex Positions
So your date went brilliantly, you completely connected, and now you’re going home together. You want to impress him or her, so you’re going to need pointers from the greatest sex tome of all - the Kama Sutra.OK, maybe this app is more for couples who are comfortable to experiment with each other rather than timid first-daters, but what better night to reach new frontiers with each other than Valentine’s Day?
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